A shit attack resulting from the consumption of too many Soft Taco Supremes. May or may not be blood-tinged or in the shape of an elephant trunk. Requires a data scientist to diagnose and a sysadmin to treat.
I was working late last night on the backend when I felt a hadoop coming. I should have laid off those Soft Taco Supremes.
by HadooppostMaster September 3, 2022
A defecation that occurs during or as the result of rough anal sex. Likely originates as a contraction of the phrase "I had to poop" or "hadda poop".
by dookiesquirts March 8, 2014
That's the last time he'll hadoop me!
by speks November 29, 2012