Hadoop

A shit attack resulting from the consumption of too many Soft Taco Supremes. May or may not be blood-tinged or in the shape of an elephant trunk. Requires a data scientist to diagnose and a sysadmin to treat.

I was working late last night on the backend when I felt a hadoop coming. I should have laid off those Soft Taco Supremes.

by HadooppostMaster September 3, 2022

Hadoop

A defecation that occurs during or as the result of rough anal sex. Likely originates as a contraction of the phrase "I had to poop" or "hadda poop".

Careful, there's a hadoop in the bed.

Shit, I just hadooped.

by dookiesquirts March 20, 2014

hadoop

To deceive or outwit (someone) by being cunning or skillful

That's the last time he'll hadoop me!

by speks December 4, 2012