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Hard as a motherfucker. One can go haam for anything: Sports, homework, smoking, sex, drinking, driving, etc.
In the rugby game today, I went haam and hit this kid so hard he had to get carted off
Haam by Neyo2k10 May 21, 2011
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To Be At An Extremely (Dangerously) Intense High Usually Caused By High Quality Marijuana Or Other Drug.
I Don't Know What Strain Of Weed Was In The Bong, But Everyone Who Hit It Got HAAM
HAAM by David Roche July 22, 2011
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haam by cdizzles December 13, 2012
A very sexy guy. He has brown eyes and brown hair, built and has a white or slightly tan complexion. Haamid is amazing, perfect to cuddle into, always there, loveable, charming, fun, sweet, the perfect guy. Haamid is also pro at gaming, good at fighting, sometimes a meanie, has his own logic, really fast.
Haamid I love you
Haamid is very cool
Haamid is too cool, he don't need sunglasses
Haamid is Haamid
Haamid went to kfc
Haamid by ZLOGIC May 9, 2013

Haami-lee Tohia 

Haami is a very strange definition. It basically means that two human whales decided to fuck each other in the poo poo whole. Wait 1 year and you shit out a fucking abomination that tears open your ass hole. He is a walking land whale with legs and a huge fuck off head. He came here to Australia from New Zealand (home of the whales) swimming in the ocean. Also anything he wrote about Spiro Kolokouris is a huge lie but everyone else is true.
Hey look that a big fucking haami-lee tohia
A guy who doesn't give treat and instead goes on a date
Look! There goes haamiz the PKP
Haamiz by Nucleoticc April 6, 2019
A gorgeous and mysterious young man whom u don't wanna let go. Only really lucky people get to spend time with him. Really smart and has a great sense of humour. A man of dreams.
I knew he had the potential of a haameem
haameem by Secretassistance November 24, 2021
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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