Slang term for defication. Though the reasoning for calling a bowel movement a "ha ha" is generally unknown, it is speculated that the reason invovles the comic value of pooping.
ha ha is the only acceptable way to finish a sentence if you work in retail. it is a professional, mature way to end off your sentences when interacting with customers. it brings your employer a fantastic reputation, along with proving to colleagues and managers that you are intellectually connected with customers, and provide amazing customer service.
saying ha ha at the end of a sentence or question is prime customer priority and should always contribute to the friendliness of the face of the company.
retail worker: would you like a bag ha ha?
customer: why yes i would, thank you very much
retail worker: and would you like your receipt ha ha?
customer: go on then, thank you so much for this outstanding service you’ve given
retail worker: no problem, have a nice day ha ha
Originated in 1805 at the Battle of Trafalgar. Admiral Lord Nelson, only minutes away from trashing Napoleon's grand fleet, managed to get himself shot. As he lay dying, he tried to whisper something to his buddy Hardy. But since he was dying all he could say was Ha...Ha...
Lord Nelson: Liek, OMG I got shot! Ha-Ha!
Hardy: OMG he almost arksed me to kiss him.
Bystanders: OMG OMG!!!
Hardy: HA-HA!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!