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A person who gives unsolicited advice on everything instead of focusing on his work.
Virat Kohli is such a Gyaandu. Can't win tournaments & gives lecture on festivals.
gyaandu by TiredKohliFan October 30, 2021
Words you can keep
Indian for "asshole". A swear-word
Abey gaandu, tu kya kar raha hai idhar?
(Hey asshole, what are u doing here?)
gaandu by Tom Cruise August 5, 2003
Related Words
Gaandu is derived from the Hindi word Gaand. Traditionally Gaand means the Ass. Gaand is a noun and Gaandu is an adjective.
Mainly Gaandu is referred to a gentleman who licks someone else's Ass or Gaand in order to get benefits. It can also be referred to someone who gives his Ass for the same thing.
Mast marks laya hai Gandu! Party de!

Kahan Gaand marwane gaya tha Gaandu???
Gaandu by DeadlyScholar August 6, 2011

Phone Gaandu 

A person hailing from India who tries to deceive you out of anything of value using the telephone. They claim to want to lower your credit card interest rate but ask for your credit card information over the phone.
“Hold on a second, have another call- ah never mind it’s just the Phone Gaandus trying to get my credit card number. Go on..”
Phone Gaandu by Cheebcrazy May 20, 2019
an offensive term for a homosexual-males. not linked to a particular trait of homosexual just abuse for gays!
aray gaandu............
oi bender (has no equivalent in english as all english terms relate to a trait e.g. arse-bandit, shit popper) whilst this is just everything in one
gaandu by shebz May 18, 2004
The word comes from another asian word gaand(ass/anus), meaning darpok or coward. Also used to abuse people.
Gaandu teri itni fatati kyu hai(U coward... ).
Gaandu kyu apni maa chod raha hai.(Gaandu why are u fucking ur mom)
gaandu by bhanu January 3, 2008

Gaandusexual 

A gaandusexual person, as the name suggests is a person who's sexually attracted to gaandus.
MV : Hey, i think i found my sexuality bro
Vibezz zone : yeah? cool
MV : yea im g-g-
Vibezz zone : gay?
MV : GAANDUSEXUAL BROO
Vibezz zone : bruh.
Gaandusexual by skskksksjbef November 22, 2021
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