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an animal that looks like a chicken mixed with a sheep.
Hey, I'm likin' your gwoise
gwoise by Bronafitz joe October 19, 2007
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goise can mean anything you want it to, and it also means nothing. It is a universal word that is best used when directed towards an unsuspecting stranger. Other forms include the noun "goiserclause" and the noun "goiser" both used to describe a person.
when driving down the road you can roll down the window and yell to someone on the sidewalk "GOISE!"
or you can say "that guy is a goiser"
or "hey goiserclause, come here"
Goise by Goiserclause September 8, 2007
Related Words
unused character in final name
"i am playing as the goise, unused character in final game"
"i am the goise"
"yo its the goise we gotta shoot him down"
"AAAAAAAAH ME THE GOISE IS DEAD bleh"
goise by themanthatisaman May 13, 2023
A way that ugly girls pronounce the word "guys" to get attention and try to be cute, but its just not cute at all. Often said after "hey" - pronounced like "hoi". She sounds stupid but she actually means "hey guys" so just smile and nod and pretend its cute.
"Hoi goise! Wanna go to McDonalds? I'm starving you goise!"
Goise by playtennis123456789 January 30, 2012
I got a little gloisey last night.
Gloisey by Kosfwc January 10, 2020
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