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guzzybear 

A large but loveable guy quiet but is always ready with a quick joke if called for also a great cuddled and very sweet.
You see that big guy over there that's a guzzybear
guzzybear by Mikej1992 November 11, 2017
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GummyBearMafia 

The one at Wi-fi league dot com that loves Sparky and negates it!
Hey GummyBearMafia! So i herd u liek Sparky?
GummyBearMafia by SolarAaron2 February 5, 2008

FuzzyBear 

An affectionate nickname you can give to someone you love and adore. It works best if one of you are taller than the other:) Its an affectionate way for you to express to them they are perfect and how much of happiness they bring into your life. 'Fuzzy' denotes the fun, jovial and humorous part of life and 'bear' denotes the caring, soothing and faithfulness side. A FuzzyBear rocks:)
"Hey there, did i ever tell you you are the cheese to my macaroni... you're my FuzzyBear."

"What would you like to eat for breakfast this morning FuzzyBear?"

"FuzzyBear, you're looking mighty handsome in that suit."

:)
FuzzyBear by fuzzybearlah11 June 16, 2010

Louisiana Gummybear

A sexual act which takes place in a swamp, where a really fat guy wearing a baseball cap ass-rapes a scene boy and force-feeds him gummy bears through his eye sockets.
Old fat guy: "See that kid over there? I gave him a Louisiana Gummybear, if you get what I'm saying..." *wink wink*

Scene kid: "booty"

GummyBear 

A chewy, delicious phenomenon that makes your heart and belly smile no matter what mood you are in.

Best eaten head first!

The tasty love of your life.
GREEN is yummiest of them all!

Oh, I'm a Gummybear!
Yes I'm a Gummybear!
Oh, I'm a yummy, chummy, funny, lucky, Gummybear!
I am a jelly bear, 'cause I'm a Gummybear!
Oh I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' Gummybear!
I'm going to chew your little Gummybear head off!

Gummybear shrieks*

Chomp*
GummyBear by Wifeybearxo March 18, 2011

Gummybear 

A sexy female who is very popular and jovial. One who makes you laugh and giggle and sing. A super awesome person who i would die for. But has bad taste in friends.
That person is so nice. She is a Gummybear

GummyBearMafia 

Someone who displays an obnoxious and rude behavior, yet can be nice at the same time. Abbreviated by GBM.
He is such a GummyBearMafia, I hope he gets what he deserves.
GummyBearMafia by Flaros January 21, 2008
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