Guy 1 : Jesus do you see that donkey?
Guy 2 : That's a horse you idiot
Guy 3 : That's actually a mule you morons

Guy 4 : What the fuck. That's a giraffe you mental runt of the litter, good-for-nothing bowling ball brains.

Guy 4 by whyiseverythinginspanish February 12, 2022

Related Words

guy 4 • Guy 420 • 411 guy • 492 guy • 4G Guy • Guy Best Friend • guy friend • Guy Sebastian • guy 1 • Guy Fieri

Guy 420

Never have been used, hes a nice number tho

Guy 1: lets suck dick
Guy 2 - 419: ill come
Guy 420: yall are sus af

Guy 420 by Oursio July 16, 2022

411 guy

If you want answers, ask the 411 guy not the 4'11" guy.

Fred-I still don't know where the office is, but I made a lot of money today selling shit to kids.
Greg-Oh shit you talked to the 4'11" guy, that's Jon, you were supposed to talk to the 411 guy Pete.

411 guy by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018

492 guy

A synonym for an online troll. Often stubborn, one-minded, and idiotic.

Stems from the idea that Marion Barber III will be a top 5 rb in fantasy football in 2008 because he will get 75% of the carries, but in reality, to do so he would need to carry the ball 492 times.

bigger g: Barber is a stud! Felix Jones won't do crap because rookie rbs don't ever get the ball that much. AD was an exeption!
bigger g: Tom brady sucks!
bigger g: EA Sports fantasy leagues rule dudes! Be in mine and we can draft and eat oreos!
bigger g: I'm afraid of girls, what about you?

poster_using_an_alias: we got a 492 guy in the house

492 guy by Poster_Using_An_Alias March 29, 2008

411 guy

When you want the information, call the 411 guy. When you want the misinformation, call the 4'11" guy.

Jon, you gave the misinformation again. If Zeke hadn't been so out of line, he would be noticed the way you used the same trick in an entirely new way on him. He should be called the 411 guy instead.

411 guy by Solid Mantis May 7, 2019

4G Guy

The perfect guy who meets all the standards generous, gentle, gorgeous, and genuine.

That 4G guy we met last Saturday he’s actually in my class if you want to meet him.

4G Guy by QueenKeeperSsi August 27, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026