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gutkowski 

a would be know it all that has spent their entire life in a 10 mile radius of the trailer park they were born in.
Go live your life....don't be a gutkowski...
gutkowski by Dewey Skrewum August 29, 2012
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Matthew gakowski

Matthew gakowski is fit, attractive, talented and very good looking. Matthew can be known a player but once he finds the perfect girl he is solid. People love being around him. He has a great sense of style and is very nice. Some people say that they want to be like him. Sometimes he can be stubborn but very fair. He is easy to make friends with and is A great traveler. He is talented at sports such as running and NRL. He can make A great husband/boyfriend/guyfriend. Once you find A Matthew don't let him go. He is A dear devil and always tries to impress. He looks tough and solid but inside he is A nice and warm guy. He treats everyone equally. If someone gets on his nerves than he doesn't forgive easily but is one for drama. He is A great guy and never let him go.
Matthew is cool

matthew is A solid guy

He's single back off butches he's mine.

Matthew gakowski- means light from the Vally

Ma-th-you is the way to say it
Matthew gakowski by Mattisthebest1234 December 22, 2018

Gutowski 

Incredible eating machine. Keep hands away from its mouth as a safety precaution. Rare species that when vomiting sounds like a cross between a wookie and a bird. Though it is rare it can often be found feasting at the Greasy Panda.
Please keep all hands feet and objects away from the Gutowski while it is feeding.
Gutowski by Little Wookie April 5, 2005

gaikowski 

Some dick head last name
Hey gaikowski ur gay

Rutkowski 

He is usually slow with a big head. He has a strip of hair that goes around his head and he looks like a turtle... Thanks!
My friend is a Rutkowski
Rutkowski by Faker Hollander April 4, 2018

Eduardo Perera Guzowski 

He is the absolute best person alive and everyone loves him. He is sexy and just amazing. He is strong and super intelligent. Usually he has hazel brown eyes and brown hair. He loves sports especially football. All the girls love him because he is a super likable guy. He is the best person in the whole world.
Eduardo Perera Guzowski is Sooooo amazing.

gutowskied 

the act of being "finished" on by a double stream of semen as it exits a pierced wiener.
Thanks to my prince Albert, I gutowskied on her face and tits at the same time.
gutowskied by Grantolabar August 17, 2017
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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