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n. The unknown/undiscovered internal organ that hurts when kicked, punched, or tampered with.
Dude, you just hit me in the gurnum!

My gurnum is killing me!

It was all going well, until the whore bit me in the gurnum.
gurnum by RWT March 23, 2005
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gurumallaiyaraj 

He is a smart and loving everyone...😊 best friend of subash lover of sangavi
Gurumallaiyaraj is being define as v3 bike lover
gurumallaiyaraj by By subash machan January 13, 2023
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gurumootai 

A Gurumootai is normally a person who wears a turban (typically sikhs in India) or in other words has a sack in his head and has a penchant for being a dumbass.

Gurumootai can also mean,One who's level of intelligence is comparable to that of their own ass.
Person 1: Please pick up the garbage

Person 2: nah il do it later

Person 3: your such a gurumootai

Maybe if you weren't such a gurumootai, people wouldn't kick you.

Shut up Monsieur gurumootai !

Ohhh Mary stop being such a Gurumootai
gurumootai by Vinayak Vaswini November 23, 2011
The name Gurnam is primarily a male name of Indian origin that means Name Of The Guru.
Gurnam Bhullar (a Punjabi artist) is a prolific singer and an actor. He is also referred to as the "Diamond Star".
gurnam by Prinali The Way November 22, 2021

Varaprasath Gurumoorthy

Varaprasath Gurumoorthy is pretty much the Indian version of Ronald McDonald. He brings joy and love into the hearts of children and adults alike. However, he is one part different from the regular Ronaldo McDonaldo, is is McIndian.

Legend has it, that Varaprasath Gurumoorthy has never been spotted with anybody except Indian fellows.

Maybe one day, after the Government has discovered who invented climate change, perhaps Varaprasath Gurumoorthy will be within 10km of a non-indian fellow. We can only hope.
Shane: "Yo my man, have you seen Varaprasath Gurumoorthy anywhere? I can't find him."
Ryan: "How would I know, do you think I look Indian?"
Shane: "Yes."
Ryan: "No, I'm 100% Nibba"

Gurumina 

The type of girl to lay her head down for hours and not give a fuck, she won’t listen to anyone but herself, she sleeps all day while being grumpy when awake. She’s your dream girlfriend and the one you need in your heart don’t ever let a gurumina leave your life or you’ll regret it
Gurumina is the meaning of lazynes
Gurumina by Xvxx14 February 2, 2020

grunumph 

Verb - to sniff a recently vacated seat for the purpose of sexual gratification
Often delivered with an unconvincing inference that there had actually been direct human connection,

eg "It was a hot day and she was wearing no knickers. When she stood up, she allowed me to grunumph her" - "her" being not the woman but her chair.

grunumph by My brothers wedding July 27, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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