Slang in the Midwest that refers to a male with a disgustingly large stomach. A Gurfatass is also extremely awkward when around females.
Person One: Wow that kid must weigh 330 lbs!
Person Two: Which one?
Person One: The one struggling to talk to that girl.
Person Two: Yea he looks like a real Gurfatass.
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!