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Slang for monke, someone who gets banned from discord servers for posting pedo memes yet gets unbanned
Gunthew: “posts pedo meme”
Late Night Squad: *bans*
*everyone disliked that*
gunthew by AwfulKnight February 5, 2021
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günthersexual 

Straight men, who are attracted to one single man - Günther.
Günther makes me have a boner, even though I am completely straight. Guess I am Günthersexual.
günthersexual by Temnota October 3, 2015

Gunther and the Sunshine Girls 

Gunther and the Sunshine Girls are a Europop group that sing hilariously bad, ridiculously over-sexualized songs and prance around half-naked in their music videos. Their musical style involves combining deep, raspy male sing-speech with sugary-sounding female refrains. Gunther is famous for his trademark mullet and pencil-thin mustache, which some believe are an homage to male European porn actors from the 1980's. Their songs include "Ding Dong Song," "Tutti Frutti Summer Love," and "Touch Me."
Thanks to Gunther and the Sunshine Girls, I will never be able to look at champagne bottles the same way again.
a european pop-artist whose videos on youtube are halariously entertaining. All of his songs are about sex. He occasionally sings a verse or two, and throws in the occasional oh yeah, while the sunshine girls sing most of the songs. He pronounces his name "ginter". He has the best mullet/mustache combo ever.
Person 1- That guy has the best mullet i've ever seen.
Person 2- Wait till you see Gunther
gunther by KPstlstyle January 8, 2008
A leader amoung men, a shark amoung minnows. You can tell from a far hes got the biggest penis in any room. But behind his muscularity and bulding bisepts is a massive teddy bear thats willing to tend to a womans ever need. Who strives to please his women friend, In ever way. Women oragasim at the sight of him, sometimes he wheres masks to prevent women from following him home and forcing themselves on him. These are only some of great qualities of gunther.
*hot chick* "omg look its gunther" *organisms
Gunther by To be the not to be April 15, 2019

GuntherThePenguin 

GuntherThePenguin likes men
GuntherThePenguin by ArixSage January 12, 2019

Günther Paradox 

The Güther Paradox describes the following situation:

You know your neighbour Günther for a couple of years now. He's pretty chill and you meet him often. you never had any problems with each other. One day you come home from work and as you step out of your car you see Günther shitting in your Mailbox. He's staring at you but doesn't seem to care, that you're watching him. What do you do?
This Paradox is used in modern Psychology to analyze the difference between the reactions of women and men.
"Did you know, that most men would shit in Günther's Mailbox while aggressively staring at him?"

"I mean I would shit in his Mailbox as well, but people would stare at him?"
"Yeah, Kind of crazy how weird the answers to the Günther paradox are."
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