gunshits

When you shit so hard ur farts sound like gunshots

Yo i shit so hard i had the gunshits, it sounded like a war zone up in there.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

machine gun shits

When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.

"The chili I ate last evening gave me the worst machine gun shits this morning."

by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.

Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.

by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016

gunshots

synonym for awesome, cool, kickass.

dude, this song is so gunshots.

by dj524 September 21, 2010

GUNSHOTS

also used as *GUNSHOTS*.
when you interrupt someone who is speaking because what they're saying is obviously distasteful or stereotypical.
typically used on social media apps such as twitter.

"they're going to be the next bts-"
"GUNSHOTS"

by jjehany June 16, 2021

Gunshots

When a sub-human speaks a lot of lies to keep his story alive round after round. Not giving a shit about who they're taking down

Oscar pistorius was spitting gunshots at the trial. man this hot stepper was tearing holes through every plot line. Listening to him go on Felt like i had just joined the war

by ImaWreckTangle October 10, 2018