gunshits

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When you shit so hard ur farts sound like gunshots

Yo i shit so hard i had the gunshits, it sounded like a war zone up in there.

gunshits by anonymous March 21, 2025

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machine gun shits

When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.

"The chili I ate last evening gave me the worst machine gun shits this morning."

machine gun shits by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

Related Words

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machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.

Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.

machine gun shits by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016

gunshots

synonym for awesome, cool, kickass.

dude, this song is so gunshots.

gunshots by dj524 September 21, 2010

GUNSHOTS

also used as *GUNSHOTS*.
when you interrupt someone who is speaking because what they're saying is obviously distasteful or stereotypical.
typically used on social media apps such as twitter.

"they're going to be the next bts-"
"GUNSHOTS"

GUNSHOTS by jjehany June 16, 2021

Gunshots

When a sub-human speaks a lot of lies to keep his story alive round after round. Not giving a shit about who they're taking down

Oscar pistorius was spitting gunshots at the trial. man this hot stepper was tearing holes through every plot line. Listening to him go on Felt like i had just joined the war

Gunshots by ImaWreckTangle October 10, 2018

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026