3 definitions by FRANEIGH
When you sit down on the toilet and the gas builds up like an enigne's turbo spooling up and then all the boost comes at once blowing your shit everywhere!
"The chili I ate last evening gave me the turbo shits so bad it was blowing out under the toilet seat."
by FRANEIGH September 6, 2006
When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.
by FRANEIGH September 6, 2006
A female Police Officer that gets off on giving everyone a ticket just to boost her penile envy ego.
"I was rushing my wife to the hospital when she was in labor and Robo Cunt decides to pull us over and take her own sweet time giving me a ticket."
by FRANEIGH September 6, 2006