gumplem

The intermediary interjection of intercourse through 4th-party means, usually in the form of unexpected x-factors such as meteors, tsunamis, lightning strikes, etc.

Another gumplem happened during Robert Cale's annual orgy, resulting in injury of 471 attendees and the death of 2414 attendees.

by butterbrain November 16, 2021

Gumple

Urku

Look at that Urku gumplin around, bein a Gumple.

by The Immortal Bro May 7, 2009

gimplement

n. Any sort of implement, device, or gadget designed or intended to aid the physically impaired or handicapped.

Crutches were one of the earliest gimplements, but those new leg braces are the coolest.

by MadridTiger December 10, 2011

grumplemoose

Someone who's unreasonably grumpy and is acting like a moose

My girlfriend is being such a grumplemoose! moody

by grumpssssxxx March 6, 2017

Gumplefick

a more modest substitute for the word 'fuck'; can be used in all phrases where 'fuck' is appropriate

Oh gumplefick I failed that exam!

by Ohhh Word December 6, 2010

Gumpless

Has no sexlife; sexless

Ex. Most nerds in this country are supremely Gumpless!

by Matt Whited April 21, 2006

gumple

a very fat person with lots of acne

wow look at that gumple

by kelly March 28, 2004