MadridTiger's definitions

trumpathetic

Pitifully narcissistic and laughably arrogant despite being a sorry-ass jerk.

His attempt to convince us that he was a brilliant businessman with billions in the bank was trumpathetic.

by MadridTiger February 7, 2017

gimplement

n. Any sort of implement, device, or gadget designed or intended to aid the physically impaired or handicapped.

Crutches were one of the earliest gimplements, but those new leg braces are the coolest.

by MadridTiger December 10, 2011

mobilindness

n. Impaired vision consisting of a sort of tunnel vision or loss of peripheral vision due to constant staring at a mobile or cellphone screen.

Man, that guy must be mobilind! He didn't even notice that gorgeous girl who walked right by him, and then he slammed into that lamppost! That's the worst case of mobilindness I've ever seen.

by MadridTiger December 7, 2017

Trumposaurus Wrex

Trumposaurus Wrex: A dumpy old dinosaur with tiny hands that razes everything in its path in a futile and self-destructive attempt to return the world to the worst of how things were in days gone by.

Jesus, in just one trip across the Atlantic, the Trumposaurus Wrex trashed NATO, insulted the British PM, called all our closest allies “foes”, and embraced our sworn enemy, the Putinodon longiceps, in private.

by MadridTiger July 25, 2018

bozocracy

n. Government by clowns. Rule by generally silly, uneducated, and/or stupid people.

We'll soon surpass AZ and WI in ultra-right-wing bozocracy.

by MadridTiger June 1, 2011