Gumass

someone who chews their gum like a dumbass

Patrick:"Wow look at stephen, he chews his come like an idiot.. like a cow grazing"
Connor:"Yea, he's a gumass"

by playitagain009 August 27, 2009

gumass

massive gas and shits caused by eating too much sugar free gum

"I just ate five packs of sugar free gum but now I'm paying for it because I have gumass."

by walterdunning August 11, 2008

gumusservi

moonlight shining on water

The gumusservi tonight is especially beautiful!

by eunoiaaa March 9, 2019

gmass

Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat, and is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages. The name of Gmaas is so powerful, it radiates Deja Mu. Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millenium Falcon.

Wow, you're really a legend. You're a Gmass!

by Gmeanshorts August 4, 2017

gimassive

adj. (pronounced j.eye.mass.ive) Really, impressively large.
So big that even ginormous fails to express its bigness.

nerd1: I had 25 kills and 0 deaths in the
Halo deathmatch!

nerd2: Wow! Thats some GIMASSIVE pwnage!

by niceguy September 8, 2005

Gumpass

A gumpy mother fucker that awkwardly hangs around when its obvious that no one likes him. Very tall, very skinny, very gumpy. His feet usually point inward. Likes to wear converse and flannel shirts. Tends to believe that the smoking of pot will increase his intelligence. Has dreams of someday reaching an IQ level of double digits.

"God, im so sick of this gumpass"
"That guy is such a gumpass, look at him walk"

by penguinpro October 24, 2011

Gum ass

When an acquaintance sits on a piece of chewed gum that you placed on his or her seat. This results in the ruining of whatever pants they were wearing and also results in people laughing hysterically.

Joe got the gum ass when he sat on his seat.

by Trident of Treason December 5, 2017