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gum ball machine

When one person bites the other partners right testicle off and as they swallow are repeatedly hit in the throat as a quarter is inserted past their ovaries. They immediately shit the testicle out at 700 feet per second penetrating a recently dug up dead guys rectum.
Example 1

Guy 1,"Nah dog i'm tired from that gum ball machine Laura gave me last night, I don't wanna do shit."

Example 2

Kittens

Slap-ass gum-ball machine 

When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.
The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.

filling the gum ball machine 

the act of using your tongue to pleasure a males or females inner arse.
Bray: what did you last night with Sally?

Kolt: I was filling the gum ball machine.

wacky gumball machine 

Recieving fellatio from a male or female while he/she is on the toilet defecating; a reverse blumpkin.
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend taking a shit and instead of being kicked out of the bathroom she took off my pants and gave me a wacky gumball machine!
wacky gumball machine by goldberg December 18, 2004

Gumball Machine 

A sex thing in which you put your balls in her butt, then put a quarter in her slot, then she pops out the balls.
My chick pushed to hard when i was gumballing her and she took a dump.

I jizzed when i gumballed my girl.

Gumball Machine is my favorite sex thing to do.
Gumball Machine by POWERtehPIMP April 28, 2008

Cape Cod gumball machine

A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.
“Man, I’m not feeling too good after Sarah gave me a Cape Cod gumball machine