guitarted 

The mind-numbing stupor and accopmanying visual sensation that occurs after playing Guitar Hero for extended periods of time; to be made retarted from the guitar.

Dude I just played a guitar hero marathon and I can't even see straight; i feel so guitarted.

guitarted by Bekka/ Brit January 10, 2008

Guitarted 

Someone who acts like they know how to play or like act they know about guitars. Pretty much a poser.

Danny is guitarted

Guitarted by Dickmilk September 2, 2016

guitarsenal 

A guitar player's repertoire of talent.

John Petrucci has one of the most extensive guitarsenals in metal.

guitarsenal by Dirk Pitt April 7, 2008

guitarsexual

A sexual attraction to guitars

Hey this is my new significant other, a Fender Stratocaster
Nice to finally meet your guitars, I didn’t know you were guitarsexual

guitarsexual by Stevie Ray Vaughan May 18, 2018

Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

Guitarded by Malcolm November 3, 2003

Guitarthritis 

the medical condition causing pain in the wrists after playing guitar hero for an extended amount of time

"Man my wrists hurt from my guitarthritis"
"You sure its not from jackin' it?"

Guitarthritis by Bojangles Mother April 8, 2008

guitabled 

The politically correct way of saying guitarded.

Guy 1: Look at that guy over there, hes so guitarded!

Guy 2: Hey, hes guitabled.

Guy 1: My bad, he's still shit.

guitabled by meagherboy July 12, 2006