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guitared ass
guitared ass by Hugh Mungi December 18, 2016
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Guitared • guitared ass • guitarded • Guitard • guitarengineer • guitarted • guitard hero • guitardo • Guitard-on • Guitareoke
Guitards
Guitards say: "Hey im going to strum the bridge pickup, playing on the seventh string on the 33rd fret to make an a9 chord."
Guitards by AJ Batista October 27, 2008
guitarded
When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.
How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.
How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.
"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."
Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.
You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."
Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.
You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."
Guitard
Guitard by Katie Bustard April 18, 2006
guitarded
One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.
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