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Guinea tee 

Slang for a masculine sleeveless undershirt. Also known as a tank top. Less popularized/ inoffensive version of term “wife beater”. Used by some Italian Northern Americans, mostly and upper east coast saying. Has nothing to do with the
Bobby: “We’re goin to the shore tomorrow should I put on a black shirt or white guinea tee?”
Mikey: “It’s gonna be 98 degrees id go with the guinea tee bro”
Guinea tee by Dagoddt June 9, 2022

guinea tee 

a sleevless shirt worn by bosses.

a name that most retards dont recognize as another word for wife beater.

a gangsta northern way to say wife beater or tank top or A-tee.
dang brih, that guinea tee gerome has on is the shiznet ! hes a real playa.

Papua New Guinea Tailpipe 

Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe
I just Papua New Guinea tailpiped

Papua New Guinea Tailpipe 

Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe
I just got Papua New Guinea tailpiped

Charlie the drunk guinea pig 

A character created by Smosh (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla) who is a british guinea pig and is often drunk. He has his own twitter and answers questions. And he's pretty fucking awesome. YA POOFS!
Dude 1: Hey, did you see this week's Smosh episode? It had Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig!

Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig: Shut up and get me some booze, ya poof!

The Ecuadorian Guinea Pig 

The act of a male rimming a female that is on all fours while proceeding to finger her, resembling the manner in which one would eat a guinea pig in Ecuador.
"hey, how was Ecuador?"
"Good, I gave this prostitute The Ecuadorian Guinea Pig.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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