guilt sweat

The little drop of sweat that dramatically and comically shoots off the side of your face when you’re doing something that maybe you’re not supposed to be doing.

Emily: I just ate an entire container of rocky road straight out of the tub!
Alan: Ah, that explains the guilt sweat!

guilt sweat by A. Hedgerow February 22, 2021

guilt seat 

The seat you finally get on a crowded bus or restaurant waiting area,than a handicapped or old person comes in and you then feel obligated to give that seat up.

Guilt seat

guilt seat by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

Seattle Sun Guilt Syndrome 

A condition that occurs around the first sunny week of spring in seattle after 5-6 months of darkness and rain. This syndrome forces a person to be burdened with guilt and shame if they do not spend every waking hour outside when the sun is also out and the weather is “nice.” The condition may last through summer, but is typically most intense during late spring.

I think I have Seattle Sun Guilt Syndrome (SSGS); I tried to watch a TV episode tonight, but the sun was still out and I felt horrible, so instead I just laid on my couch staring at a blank TV paralyzed by the shame I have developed from this horrible syndrome, i should be hiking but instead I am a failure to the Pacific Northwest.

Seattle Sun Guilt Syndrome by alyshako April 17, 2021