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The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.

Verb: The act of having incredible sex.
Man that guys got Guimon
Guimon by The Guimon December 14, 2008
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Female bodybuilder recently turned actress. Her first film is "Goddess of Revenge" directed by David Lussier
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Guimon
-The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.

Guimoned (verb)
-Drinking an excessive amount of beer.
Man that guy got Guimoned last night.
Guimon by Guimon December 14, 2008
Guilmo is one of the kindest , charming guys you’ll ever meet, he’s protective, intelligent,hot,funny,loving and everything a girl would want in a guy. Guilmo could have trust issues at times because it’s hard for him to trust but if you really get to know him you’ll see the real him and Guilmo is very smart but nobody sees it because at times Guilmo could be really funny and a class clown. Guilmo could be known to be a boy who messes with girls until he finds the right girl and that girl will see the true him, Guilmo doesn’t stop fighting for what or who he loves and will always be there. Guilmo is one of the most loving people you’ll ever meet and only you’ll be able to see that if he falls in love with you. Guilmo is one of a kind there’s no one like him and nobody can be him. He’s unique. If you ever find a Guilmo don’t ever let him go. He’s everything a man should be and more. he’s a keeper. ❤️
Girl: Guilmo gave me a promise ring.

Best friend: you’re lying, he doesn’t seem like the type.

Girl: you don’t know him like I do

Best friend: whatever
guilmo by Only_facts January 29, 2020

Gulimonitis 

The state of constant anxiety and sickness from the lack of physical contact, especially hugs, or kisses, with Mazreen Sanjana.
Jay feel with Gulimonitis after spending a week without being able to hold Mazreen.
Gulimonitis by JTheStud December 5, 2021
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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