If you are attracted to a girl, the odds of her being single are approxomately 1 in 10; and if she is single, your odds with her are inversely proportional to how much you like/are attracted to her.
I met a girl the other day...but Guilbault's Lawscrewed me over again.
a superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity. a person widely noted for their sexual attractiveness. They are also so good in bed that they can kill people by over orgasm.
Girl 1: "have you heard about Guilbault"
Girl 2: "you mean God"
Girl 1: "i would do him so much"
Girl 2 :"he's so much hotter than Hannon, Petrovic, Bourgeault and fucking sina"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.