If you are attracted to a girl, the odds of her being single are approxomately 1 in 10; and if she is single, your odds with her are inversely proportional to how much you like/are attracted to her.
I met a girl the other day...but Guilbault'sLawscrewed me over again.
a superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity. a person widely noted for their sexual attractiveness. They are also so good in bed that they can kill people by over orgasm.
Girl 1: "have you heard about Guilbault"
Girl 2: "you mean God"
Girl 1: "i would do him so much"
Girl 2 :"he's so much hotter than Hannon, Petrovic, Bourgeault and fuckingsina"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).