guesstion 

A combination of a guess and a question. Commonly used by ditsy girls and 'that' annoying co-worker.

"Hey, how do I, er, get on the thing, y'know, the global meganet thing, the one where all the computers are connected?"

"What a stupid guesstion."

guesstion by plastic lashes December 30, 2008

Gression 

verb: To be removed from any group.

I got bad news today at work. I got gressioned
One more step out of line and you will be gressioned.
I don't know about you but he should get the gression!

Gression by checklogs April 5, 2020

Guessathon 

To guess at a series of questions given on an exam, by a police officer, or by a girlfriend.

I didn't study at all last night, so my exam was a complete guessathon.

Guessathon by theAnonymous December 4, 2012

guesstimatrix 

Someone who thinks they can estimate cost or duration of a renovation project but who have zero construction experience and really and truly has no clue what is involved. A Guesstimatrix, always a female, is obviously smarter overall than a Guesstimator. Despite this natural female smartitude, Guesstimatrices (plural) have no business estimating costs or duration of projects.

She’s planning another home reno! And we all know it’ll be 300% over-budget and take months longer than planned…next time that Guesstimatrix needs to hire a real contractor!

guesstimatrix by Mandi Harmony June 23, 2021

guy guessing 

When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.

Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"

guy guessing by alvass September 21, 2023

Guessing 

The act of overreacting to a situation, or to respond to a situation in an odd, or uncalled for manner.

Why is he acting like that it's not even that serious, oh he big guessing.

Guessing by Big_Guessin April 1, 2020

guestion 

Answering to a question which you are unsure about in a questioning way.

Greg: "Hey, Dave do you know the capital of China?"
Dave: "Bangkok?"
Greg: "Are you sure or is that a guestion?"

guestion by EZ15 April 6, 2009