guesstion

A combination of a guess and a question. Commonly used by ditsy girls and 'that' annoying co-worker.

"Hey, how do I, er, get on the thing, y'know, the global meganet thing, the one where all the computers are connected?"

"What a stupid guesstion."

by plastic lashes December 30, 2008

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Gression

verb: To be removed from any group.

I got bad news today at work. I got gressioned
One more step out of line and you will be gressioned.
I don't know about you but he should get the gression!

by checklogs April 5, 2020

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Guessathon

To guess at a series of questions given on an exam, by a police officer, or by a girlfriend.

I didn't study at all last night, so my exam was a complete guessathon.

by theAnonymous December 4, 2012

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Someone who thinks they can estimate cost or duration of a renovation project but who have zero construction experience and really and truly has no clue what is involved. A Guesstimatrix, always a female, is obviously smarter overall than a Guesstimator. Despite this natural female smartitude, Guesstimatrices (plural) have no business estimating costs or duration of projects.

She’s planning another home reno! And we all know it’ll be 300% over-budget and take months longer than planned…next time that Guesstimatrix needs to hire a real contractor!

by Mandi Harmony June 23, 2021

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guy guessing

When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.

Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"

by alvass September 21, 2023

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