guessay

Writing an essay you have no clue about: no knowledge of the the theme; you have enough knowledge of the chosen topic to be dangerous.

Your teacher or professor assigns an essay but doesn't give any further details than word length and due date.

A teacher who receives an essay without having assigned one.

teacher 1: Hey, Chase just gave me an essay and I didn't even assign one!

teacher 2: huh. Have fun grading that guessay!

student 1: Well, seeing that I didn't read the book A Thousand Splendid Suns, I'll get started on that guessay.

student 2: You know she's gonna flunk that guessay!

by Senora Spanish January 6, 2010

Guessathon

To guess at a series of questions given on an exam, by a police officer, or by a girlfriend.

I didn't study at all last night, so my exam was a complete guessathon.

by theAnonymous December 4, 2012

Text Guessage

A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.

My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018

Guessandspectulationism

1)A common technique used by the 4th estate in an attempt to produce the most sensational story..
2)Widely considered the root cause of todays phenomenon known as "fake news"

Seems that the longer some of these reporters stay on scene the more elaborate their guessandspectulationism becomes...

by The RudeDude.. August 2, 2018

Guessamutt

When you have no idea what kind of dog you have so you just guess.

Guessing all the dog breeds that make up a mutt.

Dog has so many breeds in it that it makes a new breed called Guessamutt.
(It's easier than listing the 8 dogs he looks like)

What kind of dog is that?

Oh, he's a Guessamutt.

by Valcation May 20, 2018

Guessamicate

To guess something approximately.

"So we were able to kind of guessamicate where it was all going"

by CreatorTheMod April 22, 2025

Guessador

A Discord game where three people participate: one Judge and two Players. The Judge sends GIFs of characters, and the two Players race to type the correct character name first. Each correct guess earns a point, and the first player to reach 10 or 15 points—depending on what’s chosen—wins the match.

Shodai fucking sucks at Guessador and Gelatin is a fraud

by MR NALE November 14, 2025