Grubmint

Government. A way to say the word "government" in an unsecured electronic communication so as to not alert surveillance. Often used by paranoid individuals, especially those who have ProtonMail and email others using Gmail, etc.

"I do not trust the grubmint to do the right thing!"
"The grubmint sent undercover FBI agents to a local church!"

by Hathi da Moose November 25, 2024

fejrul gubmint

"Federal Government" as spelled by Shaquille O'neal

Technically this is BP's oil, but you better believe that those greedy Gulf Coast bastards will keep whatever oil they find on their coasts for themselves, and the fejrul gubmint won't do a thing to stop them.

by jonnyrash July 16, 2010

Gubmint

Gubmint - The Government

"On Wenzdee, ah gits mah free gubmint cheez."

by Bob May 22, 2004

Gubmint

A literal criminal organization. Somehow convinces people that they need it.

The Best Gubmint gubin the people the least because its people discipline themselves.- Thomas Jefferson

by YungDaggerDiq March 11, 2021

gubmint

Government, as used by right-wing pansies, used to "protest" progressive taxation against the capitalist class who stole the wealth from the working class in the first place. In the place of taxation, the right-wingers advocate charity, in other words, they ask the capitalists to be generous with other people's (working class) money!

"Waah! The gubmint stole my money which I got by brutally exploiting third world sweatshop employees! Waah!" - Right-winger crying over taxes

by RedBlackBabu April 19, 2009