2 definitions by jonnyrash

Duck Lips

What morons say who haven't heard the term "duck face"

"Hey I just got the Internet, have you heard about 'duck lips'"?

by jonnyrash July 30, 2015

fejrul gubmint

"Federal Government" as spelled by Shaquille O'neal

Technically this is BP's oil, but you better believe that those greedy Gulf Coast bastards will keep whatever oil they find on their coasts for themselves, and the fejrul gubmint won't do a thing to stop them.

by jonnyrash July 16, 2010