Definitions by jonnyrash

Duck Lips 

What morons say who haven't heard the term "duck face"

"Hey I just got the Internet, have you heard about 'duck lips'"?

Duck Lips by jonnyrash August 31, 2015

fejrul gubmint 

"Federal Government" as spelled by Shaquille O'neal

Technically this is BP's oil, but you better believe that those greedy Gulf Coast bastards will keep whatever oil they find on their coasts for themselves, and the fejrul gubmint won't do a thing to stop them.

fejrul gubmint by jonnyrash July 16, 2010