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gubber

A derogatory term for an old person, usually male, in Isle of Wight dialect.
Some old gubber was moaning about young people today, luckily he was too deaf to hear what we said about him.
by ElFilthio July 5, 2020
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gubber

An insanley cool person who tends to do stupid things.
That girl is such a gubber. She tripped and landed flat on her face. But she is still cool.
by Natpc911 September 11, 2008
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gubberment

Damn Gubberment revenuers
by hillsurfer March 29, 2007
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Gubber

The name for a little boy's penis. A wee wee. A baby shulinek. Also known as gubby.
"You have a cute gubby."

"Look at that small gubber."

"Scrub your gubber good."
by Torgobebe February 5, 2010
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cum gubber

Someone who gubs their own cum.
I was having a wank whilst driving along the M8, just as I was about to finish I realised I had no tissues so had to gub my own cum. Now my mates call me a cum gubber.
by lolwutthefuck October 1, 2010
mugGet the cum gubbermug.

gubber goodle

a rubber duck with aromatic smell (usually lavender)
it was realy cute when my bf gave me a gubber goodle as a valentine gift.
by zhubho12 May 9, 2010
mugGet the gubber goodlemug.

Gubberment

You think it might be southern slang, but when you do shit online it goes everywhere fast.

Really it's a colloquialism to refer to the government as participating in corporate regulatory capture, or that they are out to get you, or Big Brother Is Watching You (actually now you're watching Big Brother). It's a form of anti-elitism, or anti-authoritarianism, and will soon be classed as Hate Speech everywhere that there is one.

And that's when we move to DAOs, but then we'll just need another piece of slang, like DDAO referring to "dduh" the stutter form of "duh", made to be a parody of "duh" referring to how it's ironic that saying "duh" is pretty much like saying "dduh", and yet that wasn't obvious to you, and that we don't say things because they aren't obvious, because you wouldn't fucking get it if we didn't.

But The Gubberment is usually just how you pronounce it when you're characterising someone as being a wuss-bag and can't deal with their own rulers and simply doesn't know how not to get caught, and can't speak any other languages so they have no chance of moving to another country, as by saying it they clearly can't speak their own language.
The Gubberment is coming, quick, hide your cough drops.

"It's time to Escape The Matrix", "bullshit you're controlled opposition by the gubberment".

Big Pharma, Big Tech, Big Oil, why is everything big, are these just corporate wings of the gubberment.
by WorldEndingThoughts January 15, 2023
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