gubber

A derogatory term for an old person, usually male, in Isle of Wight dialect.

Some old gubber was moaning about young people today, luckily he was too deaf to hear what we said about him.

by ElFilthio July 05, 2020

gubber

An insanley cool person who tends to do stupid things.

That girl is such a gubber. She tripped and landed flat on her face. But she is still cool.

by Natpc911 September 11, 2008

gubberment

Southern slang word for Government

Damn Gubberment revenuers

by hillsurfer March 29, 2007

Gubber

The name for a little boy's penis. A wee wee. A baby shulinek. Also known as gubby.

"You have a cute gubby."

"Look at that small gubber."

"Scrub your gubber good."

by Torgobebe February 05, 2010

cum gubber

Someone who gubs their own cum.

I was having a wank whilst driving along the M8, just as I was about to finish I realised I had no tissues so had to gub my own cum. Now my mates call me a cum gubber.

by lolwutthefuck October 01, 2010

gubber goodle

a rubber duck with aromatic smell (usually lavender)

it was realy cute when my bf gave me a gubber goodle as a valentine gift.

by zhubho12 May 09, 2010

Gubber Placemen

when you shit so much you bleed from the anus

Holy mother of anus, i shat so much after eating chelsea
out,i gubber placemened on her chest.

by Fleter March 12, 2008