Door Hinge

purple skies, young man dies
skies are blue, old man says true
when they go red, your mom gives me head
then they go orange, and your a fucking door hinge.
(William Shankspear, "Taming of the Jew" Act Vi Sc i(6-66) )
by Fleter March 12, 2008
mugGet the Door Hingemug.

Gubber Placemen

when you shit so much you bleed from the anus
Holy mother of anus, i shat so much after eating chelsea
out,i gubber placemened on her chest.
by Fleter March 12, 2008
mugGet the Gubber Placemenmug.