2 definitions by drunkpunk222

1
When a girl is crazy and doesn't open up to you and makes you guess what is going on in her head.
I'm on a date
And I like this girl so much
But
She's too cool
She told me she liked me but she's guarded
What the fuck does that mean?
by drunkpunk222 March 12, 2016
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The act of getting so shitfaced that you blackout and puke and are hungover for two days. When this level of drunk is achieved then usually it is followed by a period of swamp-ass and ball-sweat the next day.
Carl: Dude you didn't wake up till 2PM today?
Dave: I know man I was so ballsack wasted last night.
by drunkpunk222 March 12, 2016
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