guapetona 

babe very very very beautiful.

Susan is guapetona.

guapetona by Guapetona August 1, 2015

Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers

A word that describes a woman’s breasts with the upmost quality. Especially when describing breasts that are the size of basketballs.

Trevor: Mrs. Madrazo has some serious Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers!
Michael: You kidnapped his wife!?
Franklin: Fuck dis shit homie.

Guantonagohoogaloopohonkahookers by The Epic Sex Man May 5, 2019

Guatona 

(Orig. Chilean Spanish) Unattractive obese woman.

Whatever, guatona.

Guatona by a talking cat June 13, 2021