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Grumpler 

A man over the age of 40 who has a natural and constant "grumpy" facial expression which can be emphasized by dark rimmed safety or reading glasses. Grumplers may also possess other unnatural bodily characteristics such as a slightly hunched back and/or a reverse pigeon-toe stance.
"Stop being such a Grumpler!"
Grumpler by Keebler89 January 14, 2010
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A person or couple (gruelers) who tries to push him/herself into a social scene that is beyond their status or out of their social norm - ending up taxing the whole party.

Also a person who tries too hard to be friends with a specific group of tight knit friends and does not fit in.
Justin: Yeah, I just got a new H2 after I got back from Whistler and it barely fits in the garage of my new 5 BR House in Stratville. You'd think they'd design garages bigger. You been to Jackson?

Regular: I've been out there, it's nice. Excuse me. (turning to regular chick) "what a freakin' grueler."
grueler by T.K.F. March 5, 2008

blanket gropler 

A person who stays under a blanket all day in his underwear, hiding from life, playing pocket pool in his pants.
Evan decided to be a blanket gropler after is girlfriend broke up with him.
A term for an over-weight bitch of a teacher. This teacher often gives too much work.
Mr. Perry is such a gruhler!

Mrs. Conrad is gruhling!
gruhler by Fransky September 5, 2007

ass grapler 

1. N. An ass grappler is one who sticks to your ass in an effort to enter your colon with their nose or face so they may get slightly ahead in the world.

2. N. A homosexual male that tenaciously chases ass at the expense of his friends and relatives. They usually have no repect for the object of their desire as well.
Chuck is such an incessant ass grapler.
ass grapler by Fred M April 21, 2006

grapler aka spider fuck

this is an alterative or modification of the missionary position say if your girlfriend or wife think that you are boring in the bed.. and that the missionary position is to common or in other words ain't shit. what you do is rest her on her back take both of her legs and put your arms under her thighs, lift her legs up to the point where your both of your hands meet, lock your hands together an do the (JACKHAMMER DRIVE)this alows for better penetration and faster strokes..