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grumplestiltskin 

a person that is in a bad mood or "grumpy"
He is a grumplestiltskin becaue he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
grumplestiltskin by Dizzy E January 6, 2008

Grumplestiltskin 

A person who gets really mad when they are sleepy. They also generally look disheveled. They might bite or otherwise harm you if you approach them while sleeping.
Grumplestiltskin over here bit me because I sat next to her on the couch while she was asleep
Grumplestiltskin by The scrog dog December 26, 2018

Grumplestiltskin 

when someone is in a bad mood and taking it out on you!
Dani the Honeybear was real rude and mean last night! I think she's acting like a true grumplestiltskin!

grumplestiltskin 

n. the act of passing out on the toilet while taking a dump.
After drinking a case of Moosehead, Evon took a grumplestiltskin and was awakened the next morning by his startled roommate.

Grumplestilskin 

to be a complete asshole, a perpetual parade rainer-oner
That asshole got fired now he's a total Grumplestilskin
Grumplestilskin by Snoogs April 3, 2006

Grumpenstein 

Grumpenstein is a term used when someone is in a mood
"Hayley, ever since you woke up you've been a grumpenstein"
"No your the Grumpenstein James!"
Grumpenstein by Haymes March 1, 2015
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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