Grumplestilskin
Grumplestilskin by Snoogs April 3, 2006
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grumplestiltskin by Dizzy E January 6, 2008
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Grumpelstiltskin by MrMojo82 February 23, 2010
Grumpelstiltskin
a play on the name of the dwarf character in the classic Grimm Brother's fairy tale which is used to label someone who is pissed off for an insignificant reason
use this term to further aggravate someone who is already excessively angry for unimportant reasons; personal amusement comes from watching the Grumpelstiltskin become more angry and frustruated upon being called this name
use this term to further aggravate someone who is already excessively angry for unimportant reasons; personal amusement comes from watching the Grumpelstiltskin become more angry and frustruated upon being called this name
Sally(angry and irrational): OH MY GOD! Someone ate all the Special K! I'm gonna f'n kill someone! All I wanted all day was my fucking cereal! I HATE THIS!!!
Sarah(calm and cool): Simmer down, Grumpelstiltskin.
Sally: Fuck you! I hate you, you cock-juggling thunder cunt!...(continues to yell and scream and hate on Sarah)
Sarah(calm and cool): Simmer down, Grumpelstiltskin.
Sally: Fuck you! I hate you, you cock-juggling thunder cunt!...(continues to yell and scream and hate on Sarah)
Grumpelstiltskin by Jessie L June 13, 2007
backward rumplestilskin
When a girls on top and raps her hair around your dick then ties it in a know and proceeds to jack you off with it
backward rumplestilskin by freakymagicgodlover July 7, 2011
Grumplestiltskin
A person who gets really mad when they are sleepy. They also generally look disheveled. They might bite or otherwise harm you if you approach them while sleeping.
Grumplestiltskin by The scrog dog December 26, 2018
Rumplestilskin
A rumblestilskin is the worst type of fart for not only the potency in which it smells, but how loud it sounds. Named after a gay fairy tale about an ugly fucken dwarf who teaches this bitch to string straw to gold, this word should be feared by all. It can be accompanied by a shit stain in the underwear, that cannot be removed by bleech. When you enter a public area and fart while standing still it will take only 3 seconds for it to reach the person beside you or for you to smell your own brew, and by that time the person beside you would have already ran away as it sounds like fog horn that can literally stop 200 loud people at a wedding, or at a Rammstein concert. When walking and farting one out, it will have less sound, but trail your fart for about 7 or 8 meters than disapate. Long term rumplestilskins can lead to having no friends, the death of a relative, or family pet. You may find dead birds outside your house, and that all your neighbors have moved away. Loosing your job is also very common. Eventually you'll commit suicide.
(Cabbage boy):"People can't stop running away from me, and think I shit my pants all the time."
(friend at a distance):"Well you smell like the tarry nutty Pepto Bismal laced shits I spray into the toilet after I eat four jars of chunky Skippy, and drink 18 cans of Pepsi. You need to see a Gastrologist."
(Cabbage Boy):"I did and he told me I need a colonoscopy next week. Its so bad that I needed to use tomato juice on my Jockey Sport briefs, and a new pair of Levi's.
(friend at a distance):"Sounds to me like you have a bad case of rumplestilskin."
(friend at a distance):"Well you smell like the tarry nutty Pepto Bismal laced shits I spray into the toilet after I eat four jars of chunky Skippy, and drink 18 cans of Pepsi. You need to see a Gastrologist."
(Cabbage Boy):"I did and he told me I need a colonoscopy next week. Its so bad that I needed to use tomato juice on my Jockey Sport briefs, and a new pair of Levi's.
(friend at a distance):"Sounds to me like you have a bad case of rumplestilskin."
Rumplestilskin by I'll fart on your mom. July 16, 2008
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