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(Adj., exc) A combination of the terms “gross” and “yuck.” Usually used to describe something unpleasant or bothersome. Can be conjugated as “grukky” or “grukked” to fit gruk-like situations.
“That fit is, disrespectfully, gruk.”
Gruk by strangebrain January 19, 2023
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Lame, as in not cool; same as Shrek is drek only it's Gru (despicable me) is gruk (used to insult the fictional character Gru)
Person 1: Shrek is drek, man.
Person 2: No, Gru is gruk.
Gruk by Moontruther November 27, 2017
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gruk • grukd • gruke • Gruk Night • grukji • Grukkle
The act of farting with each step taken
Oh gross, Tina just grukked for a good 5 feet!
gruk by Grukky September 23, 2016
Another term for a rubbish bin
‘I’m the sexiest man alive’
‘Get in the gruk’
Gruk by Mo1och December 7, 2020

Gruk Night

a Gruk night would be if all of us Gruks would hook up at the same night, possibly at the same time.
lets say 4 guy friends go to a party these would be the Gruks...
it would be a Gruk night if all of them hooked up at the same time or at least 3/4 of them and sometimes another one
Gruk Night by grukster4lyfe November 16, 2010
A mysterious entity who wreaked havoc on Discord. Worshipped by a dark cult known as GRUsaders. GrUke is a combination of GRU and NUKE. This is due to GrUke having a profile picture resembling the character from Despicable Me. The NUKE part of his name refers to the bombing runs he made on Discord during the battle of Roblox I - Circa 2018.
Discord Admin: Gee whiz I sure hope I don't run into GrUke

GrUke: ψ S ̨̧̨̡̛̛̬̖̮̼̞̮͈̮͇̞̥̳͉̣̻̣̠̞̼̳͈̫̳̗̰̠̱̘͍̞̯͕͈̠̯̱̜͈̜̮̺͍͈͕̔͆̊̋̍̓̍̒̚͜͜ͅͅp̵̡̡̢̢̛̝͉̙̥̯̖̪̩̞͔̯̦̟͎̺̞͍̯͚̥͎͇̩̼̙͖̤̻͇̺̣̐̅̅͋̾̋͛̃̾̐̈́̔̓̋̑̐̓ŗ̶̬̖̣̟͖͖̗̺͕͙̳̥̳͎͚̫̟͈̗̖̺͔̲̮̜̲͎͎̂̓̃͑̇̏̀̐́͐͂̂̓͌̉̓̽̿́̈́̑̍̈̏̀̐͌͋̅̎̈́̊̈̓̕͘͜͝ͅe ̡̡̨͉͔̯̝̤̻̬͔͔͇̲͍̭̙͉̻͕̦̯̘̪̪̱̻̝̥̟͔̥̼̻̫̗̀̾̃͆̾̓͘ͅa ̢̡̛̯̤̗͕̖͈̟̟̻̜̫͚͍͔͔̲̪͍̲̦̯̰͉̜̪͇̟̗̙̹̫͇͚͖̟̬̮̺̤̣͕̹̮͖͕͂̂͗̍̒̆̐́̒̎̇͊̃͑̇́͌͛̆̀̃̈̌̔̅͋̽͜͜͜͝ͅͅḋ̶̡̛͎̲̤̟̭̌̑̎̓͂̏̈̑͌̈́͐́̿̓̊̏̈̃̇̾̈́͑̍̆̾̑̐̀̋̈́̀͌̒̓͊̈́͐͌̈̈́́͐̈́̽̌͌̋͗̌̚͘͠͠͝͝͝͝ ̢̧̻̞͕̝̱̗̫͎̻̬̥̳̣͇̘͕̳̻̤̖̖̣̮̳̤̠̏̎̒̇̋̈́̓́̈́̈́̌̂̈́̅̋̀͗̋͐͌͑̿̑́̒̌̅̋̂̀̇́̃̄͒̈͒͘͘̕͝ͅt̴̛̛̛̛̘̠͔̱̻͖͚̻̃̈́̑̾̍̃̾̓̿̔̇̋͒̀̽́̇̿̎͑́̋̈́̆͐̍̑̔̑͂́̓̀̐̀̒̋͐͐̏̈́͒̑̄͛̚͝͝͝͝h̴̡̥̼̗̭̭̦͉̩̘̙̜̘̗͈͈͇͖̲̀͗̿͗̍̆͊͂̑̏͛̐͛̇̀̓͌̉̃̔̃͝ḛ̴̛͖̬̠̮͉̩̙̦̬̂̅̔̊̊̑͒͌͛̉͋̃̏̃̓̔̍́̄̉̌̂̚͜͝͝m̵̡̡̛͖͙̬̭̖̰͔͚̥̜͙̭̘̝͉̟͇̺̮͖̙̬̪̲͖͓̖͍̖̙͖̱̰̫̎͒͗̀͋͌̋̔́̃͛͗̋̎̉̚ ̴̧̧̢̨̨̥̥͕̯͖͙̙̹͉̣͈̪̘̖̻̤̯͙̜̱̖̖͉̙͔̭͙̹͈͕̮̙̻̓̀̉̐̊̔̔̎̓̊̌̋͗͊̀̈́̓̾͌̽͒̒̅̈̃͑̍̽̑̇͌̒̅͂̂͂̓͒͋͋̚̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅc̶̨̨̥͙͓͇͍̙̰̙̺͈̝̟̪͖̻͓̘̥̹̯͕̰̪͍͕̝̤̋̆̈́̓̋̈ͅḧ̵̡͍̭̩͖̞̲͉̪̺̖̞͙̱̘͙̠̤̱̲͇̗͈̦̭̲̈́é̶̡̨̧̡̧̛̛̮̫̣̱̙̻̤̻͕̦͖̭͚̙͈̰̖̻̰̰̯̪͓͉͓̮̻̰̻͇̫̻̲͕̘̦̦͐̂̿̽̈́́̈̐͑͑͐̿̈́̓̿͂̀̿̒́͂̐̇͂́̌̅̚̕͠͝͝͝e ̢̡̡̢̢̡̺͓͖͕̳̙̩͙͎͈̹͔̩͓͇͍̭͍̹͚̯͓̪̠̻̯̱̹̮̳̤̠̝̱͇̖͔͔̤̳̮̤͔̟͓̮̭̬̦͇̲̻̗͕̯͗̃̓̅̈̾́̾̎̃̓͂̀̈̆̕̕͜͝͝͝k̵̨̨̰̬̠̪̬̘̻̜͙̯̣̮̯̓͐̇̌̆̾́̊̏̀͋ͅs̴̨̡̡̛̮̲̲̫̝͕̬͉̣̩̰̗̰̲̜͈̞̼̟̟͙͎̲̥͍͇̺̜͍͓̹̱̘̦̮̮̘̲̻͓̼̫͕͇̥̤̖̫̗̤̥̦̲͍̱̼̫̅̒̄̌͋͊̄̔͊̿̀͌͂́̃̓͌̄̒́͊̈́̈́͛̐́̑̃̅̂̀͛́̐͆̀͂̿͗͋́͌͒̍͒̾̀͘͘̕̕͘̚͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅ ψ
Discord Admin: Oh God, oh fuck
GrUke by M - A259 November 21, 2018
I wish I had gruke.
gruke by Wore December 28, 2017
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