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The absolute and unparalleled loathing of graphs
Yo Kieran you doing Duncan’s graphs

Nah I groph them
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graphics whore 

People who like graphics over gameplay and will spend way to much on there pc to play 8k because 1440p not good enough for them even if they have no money for games. They also will sacrifice framerate for slightly less aliasing. And become broke
graphics whore: i got the new nvidia (expensive card type here) for £579

Me: how much money have you got for steam sales then
graphics whore: none im bankrupt because of it
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graphics whore by Gamerdef October 20, 2015
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gopher gary 

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.
Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*
gopher gary by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020

Marshmallow graphics

Graphics in a game or a TV show that make every goddamn thing look shiny, rounded and bouncy like a marshmallow! There are rarely any sharp edges and every object that would be hard usually bounces off the ground. These were common attributes in 20th century cartoons, usually only making everything bouncy. So I guess putting things with sharp edges in a kid`s game is going to scare them or something? This is so damn annoying when people do this.
Mike: Imma play that hentai game!
Jack: The one with marshmallow graphics? Damn!

pocket gopher 

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.
"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

hot gopher 

When one is golfing and finds the urgent need to defecate, but finds no convenient facilities, one might be forced to defecate in the cup (hole of the green). 'Hot' refers to the fact that poop is warm. 'Gopher' refers to the burrowing critters in the classic golf film Caddyshack.
"Guys, that schnitzel last night really went through me. I don't think I can make it back to the clubhouse. Mind if I hot gopher this hole?"
hot gopher by hotgopher June 8, 2016

Graphic Whore 

A Graphic Whore is one of those idiots who do nothing but bitch about the graphics of video games. and will refuse to play a certain game unless the graphics are 100% photo realistic. What these dipshits don't realize is that gameplay and story is what makes a game good not graphics.
Matthew: Dude Legend of Zelda Twilight princess is an awesome game

Brandon: That game sucks the graphics aren't good

Matthew: have you ever played it ?

Brandon: No but I saw a video of a guy playing it and the graphics aren't good in it

Matthew: Dipshit Graphics don't make a game good you fucking Graphic Whore
Graphic Whore by TheNintendoJunkie December 29, 2012
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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