groph

The absolute and unparalleled loathing of graphs

Yo Kieran you doing Duncan’s graphs

Nah I groph them

by mathematical expert101 July 5, 2021

graphics whore

People who like graphics over gameplay and will spend way to much on there pc to play 8k because 1440p not good enough for them even if they have no money for games. They also will sacrifice framerate for slightly less aliasing. And become broke

graphics whore: i got the new nvidia (expensive card type here) for £579

Me: how much money have you got for steam sales then
graphics whore: none im bankrupt because of it
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by Gamerdef October 20, 2015

gopher gary

a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.

Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*

by Freakinzazz October 12, 2020

Marshmallow graphics

Graphics in a game or a TV show that make every goddamn thing look shiny, rounded and bouncy like a marshmallow! There are rarely any sharp edges and every object that would be hard usually bounces off the ground. These were common attributes in 20th century cartoons, usually only making everything bouncy. So I guess putting things with sharp edges in a kid`s game is going to scare them or something? This is so damn annoying when people do this.

Mike: Imma play that hentai game!
Jack: The one with marshmallow graphics? Damn!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic September 29, 2020

pocket gopher

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.

"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

by Tharill15cent June 9, 2016

hot gopher

When one is golfing and finds the urgent need to defecate, but finds no convenient facilities, one might be forced to defecate in the cup (hole of the green). 'Hot' refers to the fact that poop is warm. 'Gopher' refers to the burrowing critters in the classic golf film Caddyshack.

"Guys, that schnitzel last night really went through me. I don't think I can make it back to the clubhouse. Mind if I hot gopher this hole?"

by hotgopher June 8, 2016

Graphic Whore

A Graphic Whore is one of those idiots who do nothing but bitch about the graphics of video games. and will refuse to play a certain game unless the graphics are 100% photo realistic. What these dipshits don't realize is that gameplay and story is what makes a game good not graphics.

Matthew: Dude Legend of Zelda Twilight princess is an awesome game

Brandon: That game sucks the graphics aren't good

Matthew: have you ever played it ?

Brandon: No but I saw a video of a guy playing it and the graphics aren't good in it

Matthew: Dipshit Graphics don't make a game good you fucking Graphic Whore

by TheNintendoJunkie December 29, 2012