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Masturbation. (To Groose, Groosing)
Im having a groose.

; AFK, groosing.
Groose by Evillor August 1, 2013
Grey goose. Slang for those who have consumed the beverage and cannot speak straight.
"Get a bottle of the Groose grab a mic and flow".
Groose by 2La May 13, 2004
go ask someone who doesn't have DICK gross
What's groose? Duhhh, you ass-hole your groose!
groose by freeakkk June 11, 2011

groose regressing

to regress into a former version ofones self in the form of a man goose (groose)
"Yo did u hear about how josh likes to groose regressing and thinking hes a goose?"
groose regressing by yayoi December 7, 2025

Anal Groose

The greasy substance left on the shaft of the penis after anal intercourse, often composed of a combination of anal juices and lubricant; not to be confused with an "anal cream pie". Anal groose may also be known as "anal grease".
It's safe to put in back in your mouth, I wiped all the anal groose off.
Anal Groose by Miranda408 November 18, 2010

Dirty goose 

a lifestyle involving sending all nighters and pulling benders. popular on hats. if one reps the dirty goose then they will out party anyone present at said party.
yo did you that guy wearing the dirty goose
hat.
yeah he slammed the whole half gallon of black out water like it was nothing.
Dirty goose by Tommy sends July 29, 2020
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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