grooner

An attempt to be more controlled than a crazier friend, known for wild antics and stories.

Opposite of Dooner

'Man, that guy is a Grooner'

'Why are you trying to Grooner the situation?'

by Rob Dunn April 22, 2008

Grooner

The combination of a Gooner and a Groomer. A Disgusting and Vile existence.

Person 1: “Did you hear about Luke, I heard he got exposed as a Grooner?”

Person 2: “What?!?”

Person 3: "Yeah, he got caught gooning to and grooming minors"

by MafyuSmile October 1, 2024

Grooner

An old guy that loves to goon and dress like a crooner. Typically found on social media commenting on everything a girl in her 20s posts. Often obsessed with trans girls in particular. Falls in love with bots and OF accounts

My dad's been a huge grooner since the divorce..

That old grooner won't leave me alone

by Megaplanet April 27, 2025