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Grooner
Person 1: “Did you hear about Luke, I heard he got exposed as a Grooner?”
Person 2: “What?!?”
Person 3: "Yeah, he got caught gooning to and grooming minors"
Person 2: “What?!?”
Person 3: "Yeah, he got caught gooning to and grooming minors"
Grooner by MafyuSmile October 1, 2024
Grooner
An old guy that loves to goon and dress like a crooner. Typically found on social media commenting on everything a girl in her 20s posts. Often obsessed with trans girls in particular. Falls in love with bots and OF accounts
Grooner by Megaplanet April 27, 2025
Grooner
A fan of the band King Crimson, specifically the album In the Wake of Poseidon. Participates in an activity known as grooning, may enjoy Cat Food.
Grooner by CrimsonGrooner May 29, 2026
groomer
a groomer is someone who builds a relationship, trust and emotional connection with a child or young person so they can manipulate, exploit and abuse them.
person 1: fuck zoe laverne...she’s literally a groomer!
person 2: how what did she do?
person 1: she is 19 and used her tiktok “fame” to manipulate a 13 y/o fan.
-cuddled and KISSED him multiple times
- she “caught feelings” for him
- she gave him a vapes
-twerked on him
and SOOO much more
person 2: oh wow i didn’t know that....THEN YEAH FUCK ZOE LAVERNE!!
person 2: how what did she do?
person 1: she is 19 and used her tiktok “fame” to manipulate a 13 y/o fan.
-cuddled and KISSED him multiple times
- she “caught feelings” for him
- she gave him a vapes
-twerked on him
and SOOO much more
person 2: oh wow i didn’t know that....THEN YEAH FUCK ZOE LAVERNE!!
groomer by intheloop4theyouth November 1, 2020
Goonerette
A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.
Goonerette by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011
Groomerator
Groomerator by Velipsio May 15, 2021
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026