1 definition by Jimmy She'Dazzle
adjective meaning to do something profoundly stupid to oneself. Named after professional stunt performer named Matt Griff of the late 90's early 2000's who would repeatedly get jacked up and hurt himself.
You see that dude sit on his bedpost? He just totally griffed himself!
Man, I griffed myself last night when I ate the pop rocks and coke.
Man, I griffed myself last night when I ate the pop rocks and coke.
by Jimmy She'Dazzle May 16, 2009