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grey shirt 

A grey shirt is another term for a school student of grade 7-10. Names such as; absolute Panzy, honourless coward and godless heathen, are synonymous with the grey shirt. The only thing more noticeable than a Grey Shirt's pungent stench is the extremely dangerous speed at which they sprint on the pavement, disrupting the local population and making them wonder if they're trying to be a disappointment to their parents. While known to often approach AND TALK to human beings about their lost troglodytic instruments (handballs and hats), know that behind the fragile husk that is their fictitious confidence, is an underdeveloped homunculus and as such; can be easily transported and placed inside a bin where they belong.
Apologise for approaching me and my colleagues, Grey Shirt.
grey shirt by lesiongang September 12, 2018
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Grey Shirt Douche 

A lowly attired simple minded buffoon with their head in the clouds who disrespects and ignores fashion. A specific breed or subgenre of douche who is lame and weak. Women are also a plain grey shirt douche. Their head is low brow and in the clouds. They are obnoxious wet blankets.
Being a Grey Shirt Douche is not worthy of being a professional at anything throughout the world.

light grey shirt 

it's a shirt of nice shade of grey, preferred to be worn during summer months
I bought myself a light grey shirt, i look good in it
light grey shirt by Suklaa June 9, 2017

doodoo shirt in grey pants 

The worst type of player on NBA 2K usually has no badges, no Iq, and a trash record.
Damn bro that nigga manny a doodoo shirt in grey pants

greyshift (grayshift) 

To become much more complex, either suddenly or gradually; to shift from a black-and-white situation (or decision, or item) to one that requires greater consideration.
That group of nuns totally greyshifted my killing spree.
greyshift (grayshift) by Mick J. September 2, 2003

Grayshirt 

Grayshirt is college football term, and is applied to the prospect that signs a letter of intent in February, but doesn't report in the fall with his teammates. He delays entry to college until midyear, i.e. January. That NCAA five-year clock doesn't start ticking until the player enrolls as a full time student, so gray-shirting is really a delayed version of red-shirting. For Example, Texas Tech, signed 34 players in February 2006, but NCAA rules prevent them from enrolling more than 25 to start the fall. Some of those nine other players gray-shirted during the 2006 fall season. They cannot enroll in college as full time students, can’t receive their scholarship, nor practice. It is like getting an extra year of practice, because most of these players don’t see the game field until two years later and they have the advantage of going through an extra spring practice.
That kid won't be starting this year, or riding the bench. In fact, you won't see him on the field until next year; he's grayshirted this season.
Grayshirt by AikiClem December 26, 2011
Someone who works behind the bar doing everything but serving drink(unless of course the bartender is incapable and said greyshirt rescues bartender from the weeds). They do things like restocking the fridge, replacing spirit, wine, and juice bottles, fresh squeeze, glassware, plastic, mixes, ice, et cetera. Sometimes called upon to bounce due to lack of redshirt balls or brains (not including Nick or George). Often found having a good time and responsible for the "smooth" running operation of the establishment. *Not to be confused with Amigo's*
Paul 6-Stack down beach stairs, true greyshirt.

In other words anyone but A-team.
Greyshirt by Fat Ice January 6, 2012
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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