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grey pounding

A sexual liaison between an older man and a significantly younger woman; often used sarcastically.
Older man to a friend: "I quite like the young lady who moved in next door."
Friend to older man: "Yeah...I think she would love a grey pounding."
grey pounding by the_earl December 16, 2013

grey pounding

A sexual liaison between an older man and a significantly younger woman; often used sarcastically.
Older man to a friend: "I quite like the young lady who moved in next door."
Friend to older man: "Yeah...I think she would love a grey pounding."
grey pounding by the_earl December 16, 2013

Greyhounds 

Wonderful dogs who are calm and gentle. they are always caring and looking after you. They find joy in almost everything you ask them to do. Bred to race on tracks and chase bunny rabbits are not the only thing they excel at, being a retired racer they find a new life with coaches and big fluffy beds. These dogs are wonderful inside dogs but not so much meant for the outsider or off leashing kind. Greyhounds make great lap dogs. They don't bark much so they are great for apartments or big backyards. Get a greyhound that is right for you at Greyhound Pets Of Amarica Charlston.com and see for your self.
Cause of Greyhounds loving and kind personalities they will always support you in everything
Greyhounds by My older brother. April 8, 2016

Greyhound Chic 

A thin, fashionable female. Emphasis on thin.
Look at that girl, she's greyhound chic.
Greyhound Chic by JeanPaul February 3, 2013

Italian Greyhound 

A small, skinny, breed of dog that can be loveable, cute, and adorable. They have legs the size of twigs and the stomach of an anorexic granny...but they're supposed to look that way. Sometimes a little possessive and needy, but very loyal. Super fast runners! Watch out!
Lola: "So you have a dog?"
Jared: "Yep."
Lola: "Aw. What kind?"
Jared: "An Italian greyhound."
Italian Greyhound by Lily Lemonade October 8, 2011

Greyhound Bus Therapy 

A type of “therapy” provided where a person in an official capacity places someone in dire straits on a bus to a distant city instead of offering them the help they need.
They elected to offer him the top of the line treatment given to folks like him; he was released from jail and getting Greyhound Bus Therapy well before sunrise.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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