A superhero made up by Albert/Flamingo as a joke his superpower would be to turn inti anyting as long as hit editor is not feeling lazy or, to pull out a gun and start to shoot the target.
The 3rd largest city in Wordington D.C. after Twitter City and Wordington. It is mostly inhabitated by people and objects from green screen videos. Green screen effects are extremely abundant here. Wearing Hyperlink Blocked causes the green screen to stop working, making the background green. Many residents of the city are frequently migrating to Wordington, mostly because of Hood Irony there.
Person 1: Where were you last weekend?
Person 2: I was in Greenscreen City
Person 1: Greenscreen WHAT
Person 2: Its a city full of green screen effects
Person 1: oh shit
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.