Green Early Gift

A child who was conceived after their parents got drunk on St. Patrick's Day, and so was born around Christmastime and constantly has their birthday forgotten.
I hate my parents for making me a green early gift.
by RLYoshi March 13, 2015
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green gifting

When buying for older people on your shopping list... Get them something you would like.... There's a "chance" you might get it back in a few years.... (when they die)
Helen, I'm green gifting mom those earrings we looked at in Tiffany's last week. I can't wait to wear them to her funeral.
by Rich Apple December 17, 2010
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