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green-eyed monster 

The green-eyed monster was there when an acquaintance of my friend visited his house and it took a toll on his relationship with his girlfriend.

green-eyed monster 

1. jealousy

2. to act out of character because you are jealous

3. to be overwhelmed with jealousy
When Lisa saw her crush with another girl she turned into the green-eyed monster.
green-eyed monster by Lisa DiRusso October 16, 2007

green no-eyed monster 

When your partner has a runny nose and snorts just before giving you head, causing it to coat your genitals. This can lead to crusting on the tip, blocking your next stream, making for a rude awakening the next morning.
Dude, I think I'm chafing and on top of that, I had to wipe down the whole bathroom after Karen gave me that green no-eyed monster.

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
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