I taught my green baby to walk on its hands and juggle with it’s feet then sold it to the circus.
Those are two of the homeliest people I’ve ever seen. They would have some real green babies.
Those are two of the homeliest people I’ve ever seen. They would have some real green babies.
by Muff Crusher July 16, 2008
The green baby is our god as he demands esdidibles. It is always important to pray to the green baby as he is very important, he is always hungry so you must always keep esdidibles or human peace sacrifices near. He also demands the duck god
Sane person: Have you made your daily sacrifice to the green baby yet?
Not ok person: no? What are u talking about?
Sane person: you haven't? I must sacrifice you to the green baby as u serve no purpose to us and he is hungry
Not ok person: no? What are u talking about?
Sane person: you haven't? I must sacrifice you to the green baby as u serve no purpose to us and he is hungry
by Sha'Gi October 17, 2019
Austin: "Bruh aren't you gonna get deported next month"
Kaylin: "Nah nah nah, I got that green card baby on the way"
Jess: "You wat?"
Kaylin: "Nah nah nah, I got that green card baby on the way"
Jess: "You wat?"
by Knowledge man July 02, 2020
A **Green Card Baby** refers to a young foreign national — usually a woman — who expresses a desire to immigrate to the United States, often through romantic or marital association with a U.S. citizen. The term is derived from the *green card*, the document granting lawful permanent residence in the U.S., and is rooted in internet culture and dating discourse.
The term “Green Card Baby” typically refers to a young woman seeking U.S. residency through romantic ties, while a “Green Card Daddy” is the American man positioned — often satirically — as her potential sponsor.
The term “Green Card Baby” typically refers to a young woman seeking U.S. residency through romantic ties, while a “Green Card Daddy” is the American man positioned — often satirically — as her potential sponsor.
by Gvv007 May 17, 2025