great mighty poo
"I am... the great mighty poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you. A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish. How about some scat, you little twat?"
great mighty poo by Schwagames April 11, 2008
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Great Mighty Poo
A giant crap monster that sings opera from the game "Conker's Bad Fur Day", his song goes as, "I am, the Great Mighty Poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish, how about some scat you little twat?
...
Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek your iiiinnn! Sweet corn is, the only thing that makes it through my rear, how'd you think I keep this lovely griinnn? Have some more caviar!
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Now I'm really getting rather mad, your like a niggly tiggly, shitty little tag nut! When I knock you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Conker: Your butt?
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Your butt?!
GMP: That's right my butt!
Conker: Eww..
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Ergh!!
GMP: MY BUUUUUUUUUUUT!"
...
Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek your iiiinnn! Sweet corn is, the only thing that makes it through my rear, how'd you think I keep this lovely griinnn? Have some more caviar!
...
Now I'm really getting rather mad, your like a niggly tiggly, shitty little tag nut! When I knock you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Conker: Your butt?
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Your butt?!
GMP: That's right my butt!
Conker: Eww..
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Ergh!!
GMP: MY BUUUUUUUUUUUT!"
Great Mighty Poo by x000slifer October 10, 2008
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Great Mighty Poo
I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my $hit at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little tŵæt?
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
*ting*
Spoken: Have some more Caviar
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like an niggly, tiggly, $hitty, little, tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Your butt?
My butt!
Your butt!?
That's right my butt!
Urgh
My butt!
Eww!
My buuuuuutt!
And I'm going to throw my $hit at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little tŵæt?
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
*ting*
Spoken: Have some more Caviar
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like an niggly, tiggly, $hitty, little, tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Your butt?
My butt!
Your butt!?
That's right my butt!
Urgh
My butt!
Eww!
My buuuuuutt!
Great Mighty Poo by TheRizzler483 February 15, 2025
the great mighty poo
Noun; A boss battle in Nintendo 64 game "Conker's Bad Fur Day" He is a giant pile of poop that sings opera while throwing feces at the game's protagonist, a squirrel named Conker. He is defeated when Conker throws enough toilet paper in his mouth. The Great Mighty Poo loves to eat sweet corn.
The Great Mighty Poo "I am the great and mighty poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you"
He is the reason you don't eat to much McDonald's. Because your poop will become alive.
He is the reason you don't eat to much McDonald's. Because your poop will become alive.
the great mighty poo by SteamyBunz September 28, 2013
The great mighty poo
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