Schwagames's definitions

Wii

An awesome gaming system that everyone you know says it sucks; but it totally pwns everything else.

Me: Hey man, I got the Wii.
Randumb: d00d, that's retarded.
Me: *smacks the crap out of him*

by schwagames March 8, 2008

Wiitard

Someone who can't stop playing their Wii to actually talk to you for once.

Me: Hey, man.
Billy: ...
Me: Dude.
Billy: ...
Me: ...
Me: You're a wiitard.

by schwagames March 8, 2008

great mighty poo

a gigantic turd that sings opera.

"I am... the great mighty poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you. A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish. How about some scat, you little twat?"

by Schwagames April 11, 2008