Wiitard

Someone who can't stop playing their Wii to actually talk to you for once.

Me: Hey, man.
Billy: ...
Me: Dude.
Billy: ...
Me: ...
Me: You're a wiitard.

by schwagames March 08, 2008

great mighty poo

a gigantic turd that sings opera.

"I am... the great mighty poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you. A huge supply of tish come from my chocolate starfish. How about some scat, you little twat?"

by Schwagames April 11, 2008

Wii

An awesome gaming system that everyone you know says it sucks; but it totally pwns everything else.

Me: Hey man, I got the Wii.
Randumb: d00d, that's retarded.
Me: *smacks the crap out of him*

by schwagames March 08, 2008