Greasy Vagina

Greasy: Oily, Slippery, Wet, Slimy

Vagina: A black hole which may gobble and swallow someones protuding organs, such as a male poking device.

MALE 1 : did you fuck that girl last night

MALE 2: yes, mmm it was so gooood....she has the best greasy vagina..
its like KFC!

MALE 1: was it finger lickin' good?

MALE 2: yeahhh dude...had to use freshen up after too!

MALE 1: shabba!

Greasy Vagina by KFC. April 9, 2010

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greasy vagina water

The juice from a vagina of a greasy girl.

"i got with this chick last night and ended up with greasy vagina water all over me"

greasy vagina water by Sa2ah April 14, 2014

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Greasy Monkey Vagina

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.

Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Greasy Monkey Vagina by Amanwhosavedthenegros July 20, 2011

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Vaginal Grease

Cum that's from a womans vagina.

Your vagina has so much Vaginal Grease in it.

Vaginal Grease by MattAW August 15, 2007

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Vaginal Cookie Grease

That green puff of air that comes out of a yeast infected cooter. It smells in what only can be described as rotting garbage and vomit.

I went down on my girlfriend for the first time the other day and I threw up in her junk becuase she had some Vaginal Cookie Grease

Vaginal Cookie Grease by Slap Jackin October 12, 2004

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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