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greasy italian

I guy who strolls into the office on the first week of work with a wife beater on, a cream polyseter suit and his grandmothers white shoes. Answers to Clinton and enjoys dating single moms in Vanier of the nig-nog variety
Check out that greasy Italian did he steal that suit from Ricardo Montablam from Fantasy Island. Seriously how many baby mamas from Vanier does that guy have?
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greasy italian

When one rubs menstrual blood all over the female/males back then ejaculates on the menstrual blood to simulate cheese. Then one takes small round thin turds for pepperoni. Then when your greasy Italian has been made you smack your penis on your partners back until it all lays flat. Then lick the greasy Italian and enjoy!
Man, you shoud've seen that greasy Italian i gave to your bitch last night.
greasy italian by scaryblackman January 15, 2015

Greasy Italian Bastard

A smooth talking italian man who constantly lies through his teeth. Constantly lies about players injuries, roster spots, and the development of players.
John Calipari (UK’s mens basketball Coach) is a greasy Italian bastard.
Greasy Italian Bastard by J.C.J January 25, 2022

greasy italian rat

*at an Mcr concert*
OMG!!! THERE’S THE GREASY ITALIAN RAT!!! LOOK AT HIM!
greasy italian rat by NôŒne May 18, 2022

Greasy Italian herringbone

To insert cock into vagina until creampie. Then have her snail trail your neck like a herringbone necklace.
After our wedding she gave me a greasy Italian herringbone for our honeymoon.

greasy assed italian mofo 

basically a person who is italian and enjoys italain showers
"Friggin Filice, what a greasy assed italian mofo!"

greasy assed italian mofo 

a dirty greasy fat italian man with bad hygeine.
why are italian men short
why are italian men rude
why are italian men scummy lol
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