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grass monkey 

A marijuana addict, a stoner, a pothead. "Grass" is a well-known term for marijuana.
Curious George always wondered what the Man in the Yellow Hat has been smoking lately that smelled so good. And so George then sneaked into a weed cabinet which the Man in the Yellow Hat has left unattended, grabbed a few J's and a lighter and then started enjoying himself. He could not stop afterwards. What a grass monkey he now is!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
grass monkey by Mark H October 2, 2005
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Grass Monkey 

A ghetto drank. Made by filling a cup half full with Busch Light. Then you peel a fresh orange. Squeeze the orange into the drank. After the orange is fully squeezed pour the rest of the Busch Light into the cup. Drink the Grass Monkey.
A Grass Monkey is Busch Light filled with a squeezed orange.

Grass Monkey Landscaping 

Best lawn maintenance and landscaping service in middle Georgia.
Hey Brian, your yard looks like shit! Get Grass Monkey Landscaping to come take care of your mess.

Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.
"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

monkey grass 

marijuana, ganja, grass!! do u get it yet?
lets go mow that monkey grass sucka
monkey grass by individual March 6, 2005

Grass Money 

Instead of gas money, one pays for a ride by smoking down with them instead.
Hey, want to drop me off at the office, I'll give you some grass money.
Grass Money by masticator93 March 10, 2011
Word of the Day on February 19, 2018

glass monkey

A person who is addicted to Crck, Meth or any number of drugs consumed by smoking in a glass pipe.
"I was sitting at the red light and this glass monkey came to my window and asked for some change."
glass monkey by J_Wizzo April 20, 2006